My kids, who
are no longer kids, have taken the Scavenger Hunt to the next level. They
turned the tables, flipped the scrip, and just threw me into a scavenger hunt
that I didn’t want to play. A tag on the blouse I was wearing, was scratching
my neck. I walked to the drawer where I keep my good scissors. You know,
the ones that are only used for certain things.
No scissors
in sight. As I age I sometimes suffer from CRS (Can’t Remember Stuff). I stood
there thinking, did I move those scissors. I rifled through another drawer with
one hand as I held the scratchy tag away from my neck with the other hand. Then
it dawned on me that my son had entered my room in the middle of the night and
asked where the scissors were located.
Scavenger
hunt number one was under way. Storage bin lids were lifted, kitchen drawers
opened, and bedrooms searched. Those Fiskars scissors with the Orange
handles would not appear. I waved my white flag of surrender and gave up. It
was at that moment that my son quietly entered the room and said, “found the
scissors…um, they were in my room.”
Game
over…for the moment. Until…
The next
morning my day began with a round of peek-a-boo. As my alarm chimed I opened
one eye then closed it and repeated with the other eye. It was another few
minutes before the rest of my body joined the game. An arm then a leg exposed
itself for it’s hiding place beneath the covers. Finally, my feet made contact
with the floor.
I shuffled
my way to the bathroom in the dark room. It was a path I took every morning, so
it was basically like sleep walking. Everything was in its place. Everything
except the toothpaste. My hand felt around for the toothpaste in the drawer it
should be in. The only things my had brushed across were dental floss, bobby
pins, and a variety of hair clips. If I were at a babu shower I could have won
a prize for the most random items in one spot.
Once again I
was on the prowl for an item that one of my dear offspring had relocated. The
game quickly ended this time. I knew exactly where to find my toothpaste. It
was in my sons’ bathroom, in plain sight, with the cap off. I stormed from their
bathroom with my toothpaste and hid it. Let them plot out a course and go on a
scavenger hunt next time…but they won’t. They’ll just yell, “Ma where is the
toothpaste?”
What things
have you had to hunt for around your house?
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