During this pandemic that we’re experiencing have you ever
felt like one day blends into the next? If you answered yes, you’re not alone.
My son is preparing to return to college. He asked me to remind him of an item
he wanted to take. My response was, “I don’t even know what day it is.”
We can all use a little humor to help de-stress. Below are a few situations I’ve experienced that caused me to stop and say, hmmm.
Seasonal Allergies
While shopping, a lady saw me trying to decide which allergy
relief to buy, she said, “Oh you have seasonal allergies too.”
I said, “No, I have allergies every day.”
Temperature
The new normal during COVID-19 is taking a lot of getting
used to. Many establishments have a screening process. After you enter the
building a greeter takes your temperature and you answer 3 screening questions.
I’ve done this so much that after I entered one of our
offsite offices, I belted out 97.5. The greeter said, “Huh? Is that your favorite radio station?”
“No. that’s my temperature.”
It is my understanding that the recommended amount of alcohol
that is supposed to be in had sanitizer is 60%.
I was at a store one day, on my way out I put my hand under one of those touchless dispensers and rubbed my hands together. As I left a strong odor hit my nostrils. It was the hand sanitizer. It smelled like Vodka. I frowned as I mumbled to myself, is this 100 proof?
I thought I’d put my hands under a distillery, not a dispenser.
Skinny Pop Popcorn
A friend introduced me to Skinny Pop
brand popcorn. Now I’m hooked. But just wondering…will I get skinny if I eat it
by the handfuls?
Speaking of popcorn…You better watch out with eating a lot of popcorn. Dental hygienist don’t like it when you eat popcorn. My hygienist was cleaning my teeth. She had smirk on her face when she said,
“When did you have popcorn?”
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