Do your family members say or do funny things? Let them unleash their comedic side and enjoy the ride.
Dinner with Mom
I was out to dinner with my mama. She was indecisive as to what to order. She finally settled on a cup of chili and a chicken salad. When the salad arrived it looked delectable. The lettuce was fresh, the chicken fried to perfection. Everything was piled high…on a little bitty salad plate; just a little bigger than a saucer.
I asked my mom, “How do you like your salad?”
She said, “It looks good, but…I may need a guard rail to keep the food from falling off the plate.”
Nursery Rhymes – Jimmy Crack Corn
Did you grow up singing nursery rhymes? There was one that said, “Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care, Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care.”
I’m just wondering… Who the heck is Jimmy? Why did he crack corn? If you don’t care, I don’t either.
Popcorn is one of my favorite snacks. On the ride home from the grocery store, I decided to have a little fun. So, I strapped my jumbo bag of popcorn in the passenger seat of my car.
How would you caption the photo below?
A conversation with Mom
Me: I may stop by the bookstore today to browse.
Mom: Do they have your book there?
Mom: Tell them they need to carry my baby’s book.
I don’t know which was funnier, mom suggesting I tell the bookstore to carry my book or mom calling me her baby (at 53 years old).
What funny things have your family members said or done lately?