Fun Friday – Church Humor

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It’s the end of the week, how about a little humor to get your weekend started? Below are jokes that a friend shared with me by email. I hope there is one or two that will bring a smile to your face.

 

1.      A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “Honor
thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a
beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill...”

2.      A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she
could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
“Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let
me be late!' While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb
and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up,
brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once
again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But
please don't shove me either!”

3.      A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, “They couldn't get a
baby-sitter.”

4.      Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied,
“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest
day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said,
“So why is the groom wearing black?”

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Have you heard a good clean joke lately?
 

Have a great weekend!