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Smile, it increases your face value. Get the weekend started with a few chuckles. Today is a repeat post from several years ago, byt worth sharing again. These are not my own stories, but ones I found around the web.
The child and his mother
A curious
child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are your hairs turning grey?”
The mother
tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you dear.
Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey.”
The child
replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother only has grey hairs on her
head.”
Wrong email address
A couple
were going on vacation, but the wife was on a business trip. So the husband
went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he
reached the hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately,
when typing the address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead
to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away the day before.
When the
grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a
piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the
sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this on the screen:
Dearest
Wife,
Just got
checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is
hot down here.
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Out of the mouths of babes
A small boy
is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later…”Da-ad…
“What?”
“I’m
thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No, you had
your chance. Lights Out.”
Five minutes
later: “Da-aaaad…”
“What?”
“I’m
THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you
NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes
later…”Daaaa-aaad.”
“What!”
“When you
come to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?
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