Friendship |
When you
tire of laughing at yourself, there’s always a friend nearby to take over and
share something funny. Below are stories that were shared with me recently.
The Birthday
A friend
recently celebrated her birthday 40 something birthday. On the morning of my
friend’s birthday, her twelve year old daughter burst into her bedroom.
“Guess who’s
turning 45?” her daughter said.
“Not me,” my
friend said. “I’m 44.”
“Mom, I
thought you were 45. I guess I messed that one up.”
“Yes, you
did. You can run back over to the door and start over.”
Dining Out
My friend
treated herself to dinner out after a long day at work. As she was being seated
the host asked, “How many in your party?”
“Just me,” My
friend said.
Moments
later the waitress came over and asked, “Will anyone be joining you?”
“JUST ME,”
my friend repeated.
By this time
my friend was ready to forget everything and just relax and have her meal. As
she waited for her meal, she overheard the conversation of a father and son at
a nearby table.
The father
asked his son, “What was the best part of your day at school?”
The son
said, “Leaving.”
The all you can eat buffet
While my
friend was dining at an all you can eat buffet, her companion said, “What’s the
rule for taking food home?”
My friend
watched as her companion began to pack away a large amount of food. “I don’t
think you’re supposed to take quite that much food. A buffet is all you can eat
while you’re here, not for the next month.”
What funny
stories have you heard lately?
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