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It was a
routine visit to the doctor’s office for my mom. She was to have her weight
checked, cholesterol screened and blood pressure checked. For my mom, this was
a big deal, the goal was to have her weight down and blood pressure numbers at
a good range.
Mom goes to
the gym consistently, sometimes she socializes a great deal while there, but
she shows up. She is not afraid to poke fun at herself. On the morning of her
doctor’s visit, she weighed herself while at the gym and found her weight to be
a little higher than she wanted.
After the
gym, she skipped her routine breakfast stop at her favorite Coney Island and
returned home to take a nap. Before leaving for the doctor’s office, she shed
her heavy jogging jacket and tossed the gym shoes aside for flip flops.
Once at her
appointment mom texted me and said, “I arrived here at the office two pounds
lighter than at the gym.” According to her account, mom burned a few calories
while she slept (wishful thinking).
Before
settling into the rest of her visit, mom stopped by the restroom. As she
prepared to use the restroom she saw something tiny crawling on the floor. She,
“summoned” for help, evacuated the restroom and was directed to another restroom…relief.
Back in the
examination room, the nurse placed the cuff on moms arm and checked her blood pressure.
“Your blood pressure is rather high,” the nurse said.
Mom did not
say anything, but her eyes shot daggers as she thought-small wonder, that darn bug freaked me out and now I have a headache. Her
doctor’s visit was far from being routine.
My mother
vowed to use the bathroom at home before her next doctor’s appointment…or have
an escape plan if she encountered another bug.
Have you
ever had a crazy experience during a doctor’s office visit?
This was a cute post.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget the screams of a teen on our missions trip to Honduras when she found a spider eight inches in diameter in the bathroom. Yeah. Help came from the whole building. It's funny....now.
Wow. Yes, it's amazing how we can uncover the humor after the face. Thanks for sharing your story Mary.
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